Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for February 15, 1998
Transcript:
-...I'll explain -I went to card store after card store looking for the perfect Valentines card -I found three kinds of cards -The sentimental cards-- they were too mushy, too sugary and too frothy -The humorous cards-- they were just making fun of a person's appetite or age -The basic cards-- with simple all-purpose requests or declarations -And then you saw this card -Yes, and it and only it seemed to express what I felt about our relationship -It's blank -Not blank- alive with unsaid possibilities and infinite like our live! -Okay, but next year I want a card with writing on it -I'll gibe it my best shot