Big Top by Rob Harrell for October 19, 2002
Bakery Character: This is not a fresh pastry. It's a pop tart. Pete: But I warmed it myself with gentle care and a pinch of love. Bakery Character: I'm not paying six dolars for a burnt pop tart. Pete: No, no. "Gently browned." Dusty: Would m'lady prefer a biscuit?