Big Top by Rob Harrell for January 24, 2003
Pete: Okay, now you're addicted to Chapstick. Time to kick the habit. Dusty: Un..yeah. Or not. Pete: What? But that was the plan! What about "Behind the Music'? Dusty: Oh, whatever. Who needs to be on TV anyway? Pete: Wow, it's really got you, doesn't it? Dusty: I'm slappy for the chappy, man!