Big Top by Rob Harrell for April 27, 2003
Wink: Hi. We'd like a "peanut butter punisher" and a "chocolate death spiral." Woman: We're outta peanut butter. Wink: What?? That's what I always get! It's my absolute favorite! Woman: yeah. Sorry about that. Wink: But the peanut butter calms my soul, you know? Its thick, creamy goodness soothes my inner beast! Woman: May I recommend the "caramel-mayonnaise massacre"? Wink: make it two. Pete: I'll get the defibrillator.