Big Top by Rob Harrell for July 13, 2003
Pete: Oh, my...(gag)...(cough)...What's that smell? Wink: Honeydew melon. Wink: I bought a bunch of melon-scented air freshener spray. Pete: How much did you use?? Wink: Well...Quite a bit. Too much? Pete: Yeah, Wink. When it leaves a quarter inch of slimy residue, I'd stop. Dusty: Melon slides!