Big Top by Rob Harrell for September 18, 2003
Pete: So I heard you had a date last night. Carl: Yes. True. We drank too much and ended up in a fight. She ripped my shirt. We were screaming at each other in the middle of the street... it was crazy. Pete: Wow. Sorry. Carl: What? No! It was awesome! Voice out of frame: hey! Carl's on "Cops"!