Big Top by Rob Harrell for August 22, 2004

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Pete: Hey, can you take me to Wal-Mart? Wink: Only if you pay for gas. Pete: For a trip to Wal-Mart? Wink: Yeah! Gas is outrageous! It's over two bucks a gallon. Pete: So how much to Wal-Mart? Wink: Let's say four bucks. Pete: Oh, man. There's gotta be a better way...I feel like an idiot. Wink: Eighty miles to the gallon, baby! They're the idiots!