Big Top by Rob Harrell for July 20, 2005

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Wink: So, what are you going to call your religion? Dusty: "Dustocity." It's built around the belief that I, Dusty Poodle, am the only perfect being. One's spirituality is directly tied to how many worldly possessions you surrender to me. Wink: Hmm. I'm skeptical. Dusty: Faith is earned. Try giving me you ipod.