Big Top by Rob Harrell for June 20, 2006
Transcript:
Pete: Kingston. If I fill in as lion tamer, can you guarantee the other lions won't eat me? Kingston: No... I mean, I can "assure" you... but "guarantee" implies that if they did, you could take legal action. Pete: Okay, okay. Can you give me odds? Kingston: Eighteen percent chance your tender vittles.