Big Top by Rob Harrell for November 04, 2006
Dusty: Good evening. This is the Big Top Evening News, and I'm your anchor, Dusty Poodle. Our top story: a cute little kitten is stuck in a tree. Now, we'll talk for twenty minutes about sports or something. Wink: What happened to you? I thought you were going to change the world? Dusty: The Katie Couric mafia doesn't like having their ratings trifled with.