Big Top by Rob Harrell for December 15, 2006
Dusty: Good morning, maggots. Ready for our ten-mile run? Voices: Groan Dusty: There is no groaning here!! Understood?? Until I say so, you are beyond worthless! Clearly, the cheese has slid off you boys' crackers, and I'm here to rectify the situation! Say it! Lemme hear it!! Voices: Gotta get my cheese back on my cracker. Gotta get my cheese back on my cracker. Dusty's rehab ranch for melted-down celebrities.