The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for June 01, 1999
Jazmine: Owwwwwwwwww! Riley: This thing can't cut?!! I want my money back!!! Jazmine Dubois,peaceful citizen of Earth, is about to fall under attack. Her attacker, the ominous Darth Riley, is in for a bitter disappointment, however. Whack! His lightsaber isn't real.