First Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 01, 2010
Lupin: Sources tell us the woman is cooking bacon! We go now live to the scene! Puck: CN news, ma'am. Is that bacon? Elvis: Is that bacon? Puck: Are there plans for that bacon? Woman: Guys, relax. Elvis: How much bacon is there? Lupin: Do you need someone to eat all the bacon? Puck: CN news, ma'am. Give me that bacon. Elvis: Give everyone bacon. Ma'am? Puck: CN news-. Lupin: Ma'am!