Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 13, 2013
July 12, 2013
July 14, 2013
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TMI FRIDAYS Waitress: The cook burned your popcorn shrimp platter. He's going through a nasty divorce. His wife finally got sick of smelling like our fun appetizers and kicked him out. But thats ok cuz the shrimp was starting to smell a little funky and not in the funky chicken kind of way. BTW, you should have ordered our funky chicken dinner its way better than what you have….
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