Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 24, 1986
Transcript:
Calvin: Can I be excused? Mom; Not until you finish your salmon. Calvin: Blaughhh! Can I eat it upstairs while I do my homework? Mom: Well, I suppose. Calvin: I brought you your favorite! How's it coming? Hobbes: Well. I couldn't figure out this subtraction problem, so I put "Atlanta, Georgia"...
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to hold the purple spotted giraffe, one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools, and one to watch the raindrops on the window.