Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 06, 1986
Calvin: What do you have for lunch, Susie? Maybe I'll trade you. Ugh! A cross section of a dachsund. No, thanks. Susie: It's bologna! Calvin: I wonder what I have for lunch today. Lunch bag: It's lunch time! Ha Ha Ha! I think I'll have this little kid! Calvin: Help! I'm being eaten alive by my own lunch! Somebody get me a fork! He's got me!! AAARRRGGHH Wham wham wham wham Ha! I killed it with my thermos! See? It's bleeding jelly! Susie: No wonder this seat wasn't taken.