Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 04, 1986
Transcript:
Dad: Honey, we have to leave soon. Is Calvin taking his bath? Oh, good. Calvin: While I'm taking my bath, you can brush your teeth and comb your hair. Hobbes: Right. Your Dad won't mind if I use his cologne, will he? Calvin: Well, go easy this time. Hobbes: Think I should shave? Calvin: No, go for the Don Johnson fuzzy look. Here's a tie and one of my sport coats. Perfect! Right out of "GQ"! Hobbes: Boy, I look good in anything, don't I? Dad: Refresh my memory. How did I get talked into this one? Calvin: My friend would like to see the wine list.
What? Hobbes has no hat?