Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 27, 1986

Transcript:

Calvin: Look, Mom, I put all my clothes for tomorrow on the stairs. Then in the morning, I'll run out in my underwear and slide down at top speed! If I aim good, I go right into my pants while I'm putting on my shirt, and by the bottom, I'm all dressed for school! And if you put my cereal on the stairs too, I won't have to get up until 30 seconds before the bus comes. Mom: Forget it, Calvin.