Transcript:
Calvin: Dad, did you do a mating dance when you first saw Mom? Dad: A mating dance? Calvin: Yeah. I saw some birds do it on TV. They went, "Awk awk braau-auukkk!" Dad: Yes, that's more or less how I reacted. Mom: To what, wise guy? ...Think carefully.
He thought she was a bird of paradise?
I’m also reminded of a certain “Far Side” cartoon about ornithologists.