Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 14, 1987
Transcript:
Substitute: Good morning, class. I'll be your substitute teacher today. Miss Wormwood left me instructions as to what we need to go over, so we shouldn't have any problems. Oh, wait, here's a note she added. Just a second... Ok, which one of you is Calvin? Calvin: Not me!
“Nobody here but us chickens.”