Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 09, 1987
July 08, 1987
July 10, 1987
Transcript:
Calvin: Quick, Mom! Aliens just landed in the back yard! They demand to talk to you! You go on out! I'll guard the cookies in the kitchen! Quick! Hurry! She's not buying this. Mom: Calvin, just how dumb do you think I am?
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Why did you mention cookies Calvin? You could’ve just said, “I’ll guard the house.” Mom might have bought it then (what I mean by might is about 2% chance, but better than 0.00000000001%).