Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 13, 1987
Transcript:
Susie: Hey Calvin, whatcha doin'? Calvin: Shhh! Quiet down or you'll give away my position. Hobbes and I are having a water fight. Susie: A water fight! Can I play? Calvin: You? Ha! War is a manly art! Susie: I suppose anything so idiotic would have to be. Can I play in your game or not? Calvin: I don't know, it seems you'd rather be making smart remarks.
Wasting water isn’t so smart, either, Susie.