Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 29, 1987

Transcript:

Calvin: I'm never gonna get married. Are you? Hobbes: Hmm... I suppose if the right person came along, I might. Somebody with green eyes and a nice laugh, who I could call "pootie pie." Calvin: "Pooty pie"?? Hobbes: Or, "Bitsy Pookums." Calvin: I think that would affect my stomach a lot more than my heart. Hobbes: "Bitsy pookums," I'd say. "Yes, snoogy woogy." She'd reply...