Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 10, 1988
Transcript:
Calvin: Two parts slush, one part solid ice..one part hard-packed snow..a dash of assorted debris...sculpt into sphere and serve at high velocity without warning. Oh boy, here comes Susie! Hey, Susie! Whap! Ha ha! I gotch, you dumb girl!! Susie: Aughh! My eyeball!! Where's my eyeball?! Calvin: What are you talking about? I hit you in the back. Susie: It knocked my eyeball out! Find it and pack it in snow so they can save it! Ow! Ow! Calvin: Gosh, did you really lose your eyeball? I didnt' know they came out! Wow. I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to knock it out. Can I see the socket? Boy, where do you suppose it rolled? Susie: Somewhere over there, poop head!! Hobbes: What are you doing? Calvin: My eyeball fell out, help me look for it.
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