Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 26, 1988
Transcript:
Calvin: hey, don't fix that for dinner! Didn't Mom tell you Hobbes and I are on a strict big mac diet? It's doctor's orders! Rosalyn: Oh, I'd better call your doctor then! Calvin: Oh, no, she called my bluff! The doctors gonna be furious! Boy, are we going to get it! Hobbes: "We"? Rosalyn: I'm dialing! Helly, doctor? I'm calling about Calvin's dietary needs. Voice on phone: ...At the tone, the time will be 6:27 and 10 seconds. *beep* Rosalyn: Bad news, Calvin. Your doctor says you should have a spoonful of castor oil and lie down all evening. Calvin: He did? Really? No, he didn't. Did he? What's castor oil?
What a tyrant and sadist.