Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 17, 1988
Transcript:
Calvin: If you won't tell me your secret, I won't be your friend any more. Hobbes: I'll give you a hint, how's that? Calvin: Ok! Shoot. Hobbes: The flea market. Calvin: "The flea market" ?!? What kind of lousy hint is that? Hobbes: Do you know how your parents got you? Calvin: I was...why? What are you saying? Hobbes: No more hints.
ComicParakeetsOf course he’s making this up