Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 24, 1988

Transcript:

Calvin as a pilot: A voice cackles in Calvin's radio. "Enemy fighters at two o'clock!" Roger, what should I do until then? Calvin's F-4 Phanton screams across the sky! But what's this? The canopy glass is all smeared! He can hardly see through it! Oh, no! The throttle shaps off in his hand! Calvin's only hope is to land, but the wheels refuse to open! They're stuck! Frantically Calvin trieds to eject, but the cockpit is fused together! His jet is a hopeless mess! Everything is going wrong! Stupid model.