Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 23, 1988
Transcript:
Calvin: Look at Dad. Calmly eating his dinner as if nothing was wrong. I know him. His "Dad radar" is beeping like crazy. He knows I broke something. He just doesn't know what. He can't nail me until he knows for sure. He'll just wait. I know him. He's going to just sit there eating and let me stew in my own guilt. He figures sooner or later I'll crack. Dad: Calvin? Calvin: Aaugh! I did it! I did it! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!! Dad: ...pass the uh...the uh...
At least Calvin was honest! Take it easy on him, Dad.