Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 04, 1988
Transcript:
Calvin: Hello, I'm wondering if you sell kegs of dynamite. You don't? How about plastic explosives? You're kidding. Well, what about land mines? Do you sell those? ...You don't? Look, I'm trying to send a girl I know into deep space. Perhaps you could suggest something.
Heaven help us if Calvin discovers the Internet.