Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 25, 1988
Transcript:
Calvin: Watch out, Mom. I'm in a bad mood. Mom: Be in a bad mood somewhere else, Ok? I'm busy. Calvin: Hmph! I'll bet my biological mother would've bought me a comic book and make me feel better instead of shunning me like you. Mom: Kid, anyone but your biological mother would've left you to the wolves long ago. Calvin: Yeah, right. Really, how much did you pay for me?
This strip was edited in The Complete Calvin and Hobbes. Proof: https://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/retired-forums/retired-forums/entertainment-archive/451647-calvin-and-hobbes-text-changed-for-pc-reasons-in