Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 31, 1989
Transcript:
Calvin: Hi, Mom! Hobbes and I are back! Do I have any clean clothes? I mean, I'm just wondering! I'm going to make myself a few dozen sandwhiches! Uh...I'm really hungry! Calvin: No need to get up, or look, for example, out the window! just stay where you are for another 10 minutes! Mom: What's the matter with you? Calvin: Aaugh! Ha ha ha ha! Nothing! Uh, why do you ask??
The boy can’t feign his way out of a spider’s web