Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 27, 1989
Transcript:
Calvin: Ooh, these bugs are awful! I itch all over! Hobbes: Don't scratch the bites or you'll just make the itching worse. Calvin: What am I supposed to do then? It's driving me crazy! Hobbes: Think about something else. Calvin: Something else?! Like what?? Hobbes: Like maybe stepping out of all that poison ivy. Calvin: I hate this place!
Hobbes did have a rather poisonous reply.