Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 20, 1989

Transcript:

Calvin: Hi Mom! I'm making my own newspaper to report the events of our household. Mom: That's nice. Calvin: Now I'm looking for a page one lead story. Can I interview you? Mom: Sure. Calvin: Ok, what are you cutting up there for dinner? Mom: Fish. Clavin; Knife wielding mother hacks ichthyoid! Grim melee is evening ritual! Suburban family devours victim! Mom: Out of the kitchen! Out! Out!