Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 06, 1990
Transcript:
Calvin: Look Susie, I'll give you your doll and I'll give you a quarter, ok? It's all I have. Will you let Hobbes out now?? Susie Derkins: All right, here. And next time, leave my stuff alone. Got it? Calvin: Right! Sure! Calvin/Susie Derkins: Jerk. Calvin: What kind of tiger are you?! You didn't even maul her! What were you doing there?! Hobbes: Wouldn't you like to know!
Calvin was the jerk—Susie was just doing unto him as he had done to her.