Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 24, 1990
Transcript:
Calvin: Do you think tigers go to the same heaven that people go to? I mean, in heaven, everyone is supposed to be happy, right? But people wouldn't be happy if they were always in danger of being eaten by tigers! On the other hand, heaven wouldn't be very nice without tigers, either. I wouldn't be happy if there weren't any tigers. I'd miss them. Maybe tigers just don't eat people in heaven. Hobbes: But then we wouldn't be happy.
What about the fact that none of it exists?