Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 29, 1990
Transcript:
Mom: Why, look! You made your bed without even being told to! That's wonderful, Calvin! Hobbes: Gee, your mom sure is nice when you help her. Calvin: Yeah. That's the reason I usually don't. I like mom to be impressed when I fulfill the least of my obligations.
Calvin just stated one of the most easiest ways to get by life