Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 11, 1991
Transcript:
Calvin: "Dad, your polls took a big dive this week" Calvin: "Your "overall dad performance" rating was especially low" Calvin: "See? Right about yesterday your popularity went down the tubes" Dad: "CALVIN, YOU DIDN'T GET DESSERT YESTERDAY BECAUSE YOU FLOODED THE HOUSE!!" Calvin: "I'd suggest a new line of work, "DAD"..."
Here’s what Calvin’s Dad should have said: “CALVIN, YOU FLOODED THE HOUSE YESTERDAY! THAT’S WHY YOU DIDN’T GET DESSERT!”.