Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 16, 1991
Transcript:
Dad: well, dad, your polls are real high this week. Dad: I'm glad to hear that. Calvin: Yep, those polled think you're doing a fine job as dad Calvin:In fact, with a little push today, your political stock could reach a record high. Dad: Nice try, go help your mom with the dishes. Calvin: Ooh Dad! Suicide! Ooh! Ooh!
Mom doesn’t want broken dishes.