Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 26, 1992

Transcript:

Miss Wormwood: Did you even read the history chapter I assigned? Calvin: I tried to, Miss Wormwood, but the book publisher didn't use the proper print fixative. Needless to say, when I picked up the book, all the letters slid off the pages and fell on the floor in a heap of gibberish. I think my excuses need to be less extemporaneous.