Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 05, 1992

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Monster: Psst! Hey kid! Wake uup! Hobbes: A monster! Monster: Heh heh! Splish splash splish splash splish splash. Calvin: Stop that! I know what you're up to! Hobbes: What's he doing? Calvin He's trying to make me have to go to the bathroom. Monster: Drip drip drip! Fwoosh sploosh fwoosh sploosh. Calvin: As soon as I get out of bed, he'll grab me and suck out my innards with some vile proboscis! Monster: Fwishh spilsh fwishh splish! Hobbes: That's terrible! Will they stop at nothing?! Calvin: His plan is working, too! I'll never make it till morning! Monster: Splash splash splash splash splash! Calvin: I have to go, but I can't get out of bed! What am I going to do?? Dad: The plants on this side of the house sure don't do very well.