Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 29, 1994
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Transcript:
Calvin: Greetings. I am Blor-utar from Zimtok-5. I have come to subjugate the human race. Do not resist. Why humans? Because, in addition to their value as slave labor, they are also delicious and nutritous! Ha ha ha! But first, for your Earth custom of "show and tell," I will exhibit some of our terrifying weaponry. Snekk blog u-lar mekhh! Gahghh! Rk! Miss Wormwood: All right, Calvin, that's quite enough. Kid: Miss Wormwood, shouldn't he be in some special school or something?
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That’s the problem nowadays. If a kid keeps an active imagination he’s deemed abnormal and sent off elsewhere where he won’t get the same opportunities. Schools do their very best to crush imagination out of kids. Calvin is just over the top in the other direction.