Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 18, 2015

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Calvin: "Brrrr! I'm freezing!" Hobbes: "You need a nice fur coat like mine. I'm all toasty" Calvin: "I'll just put my feet on your back. Ok? Ooh, you ARE warm!" Hobbes: "GAAA!" Calvin: "Quit thrashing around! You're letting in cold air!" Hobbes: "Well keep your icy feet on your own side of the bed then!" Calvin: "They WERE! Your big behind was on MY side!" Hobbes: "THAT'S your side! THIS is the demilitarized zone and THIS is MY side!" Calvin: "All THAT?! No way. You hog! In fact, the whole BED is my side! Animals should sleep on the floor!" Hobbes: "Oh THAT does it!" Hobbes: "You and your hairless pink monkey suit can freeze solid! I'm leaving!" Calvin: "HEY! Don't take the blanket!" Calvin: "GET BACK HERE! I'LL GET YOU! GIMME THAT!" Calvin: "...Now where'd he go??" Dad: "GAAAA! SOMEBODY'S FEET ARE LIKE ICE!!" Mom: "Calvin had another nightmare" Calvin: "If it's too crowded, you guys are welcome to sleep downstairs"