Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 24, 2015

Transcript:

Calvin: "I think I should stay home from school. I've got a sore throat, an ear ache, a stomach ache, I'm seeing spots, and I'm dizzy" Mom: "I'll call the doctor" Calvin: Hold on, I think it's all clearing up! Yes, I think I'm better now" Calvin: "It's pretty hard to hit that magic number of appropriately vague, mildly serious, but not quite worrisome symptoms"