Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 31, 2015
May 30, 2015
June 01, 2015
Transcript:
Calvin: "Ugh, I hate going to the subconscious." Calvin: "Me too! Why doesn't anyone ever clean this dump?" Calvin: "Here's a movie reel. I suppose it's as good as any" Calvin: "I grabbed these two. Let's get back to central cognition" Calvin: "We can run this reel first." Calvin: " I hope these are better than last night's movies" Calvin: "Hurry up! The lights are dimming! Help me thread the projector!" Calvin: "Yikes, this is awful! Where did you guys FIND this?" Calvin: "Oops, the next reel isn't even from the same film" Calvin: "Good! Put it on!" Calvin: " This one is even worse! I guess it's some sort of suspence movie" Calvin: "Why can't we ever watch anything good?" Calvin: "Maybe YOU should get the movies next time!" Calvin: "AUGHH! Monsters! Monsters! Turn it off!" Calvin: "Too scary!! Quick, try another real!" Calvin: "This one makes no sense! What's going on?? Has this been dubbed from some other language?" Calvin: "NONE of these make sense! We're splicing them all out of order" Calvin: "What a waste of time!" Calvin: "The lights are coming back on! Show's over!" Calvin: "Finally! I thought this would never end" Calvin: "Back to work! Man your stations! Full alert!" Calvin: "Whoo, I had so many strange dreams! ...I wonder what they mean"
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