Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 19, 2015

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Hobbes: "Look, a snake!" Calvin: "A big one!" Hobbes: "Do you think it's poisonous?" Calvin: "Beats me. How can you tell?" Hobbes: "If it bite you and you die, it's poisonous" Calvin: "Har har" Hobbes: "Look how it glides along. It's almost like a liquid" Calvin: "I wonder how they do that" Hobbes: "He's flicking his tongue out" Calvin: "I think that's how they smell, but thy would they smell with a tongue?" Hobbes: "Do snakes have eyelids? Do they sleep with their eyes open?" Calvin: "Don't snakes eat mice? How could a snake swallow something bigger than it's own head?" Calvin: "Heck, We don't know ANYTHING about snakes" Hobbes: "Maybe your mom would get us a book" Calvin: "Yeah, let's go see!" Hobbes: "We'll be experts! We'll learn all there is to know!" Calvin: "Hey, wait a minute! It's summer! I'm on vacations! I don't want to LEARN anything" Hobbes: If nobody makes you do it, it counts as fun" Calvin: "Hmm... you really think so?? Both: "Cooooolll"