Which means she had her top off, which means she was doing something without her top on, which means it was probably something ‘naughty’ or ‘kinky’, which means she put it back on really fast when she heard the key in the lock and the door knob turning, which means the ‘naughty’, ‘kinky’ thing she was doing was… was… GASP! M Smokey! How dare you take advantage of a lonely Mona, you Cad!!
Which means she had her top off, which means she was doing something without her top on, which means it was probably something ‘naughty’ or ‘kinky’, which means she put it back on really fast when she heard the key in the lock and the door knob turning, which means the ‘naughty’, ‘kinky’ thing she was doing was… was… GASP! M Smokey! How dare you take advantage of a lonely Mona, you Cad!!