Chuckle Bros by Brian and Ron Boychuk for July 12, 2010

One fall, my wife said, “We need a new vacuum cleaner, and I’ve made an appointment for a demonstration.” A while later she yelled to me out back, “The vacuum cleaner guy’s here.” I walked around front and there was a brand new Corvette with vanity plates that said, “KIRBY 1.” I gulped and went back to storm windows. We still have it (in the basement).