Cleats by Bill Hinds for August 22, 2016
Transcript:
Jerome's grandpa: Barry Bonds should have an asterisk by his home run record. George: Why? Jerome's grandpa: Because he probably used steroids. Everyone knows that. George: "Probably"? How about an asterisk that notes "He probably would've hit more if his big muscles weren't in the way". Jerome's grandpa: Then Hammerin' Hank Aaron should have an asterisk by his record that says, "He would have hit more home runs if he thought he could get paid what Barry Bonds is paid."
If you think there are 196 countries in the world, you probably think a centimeter equals an inch.