Cleats by Bill Hinds for November 16, 2024
Transcript:
Girl: "Aphrodite of the soccer pitch"... the kid who wrote this has a major crush on you, Abby. Abby: I'm going to crush his head when I see him. Peri: Mondo? Don't crush his head. I think it's a sweet article. Boy: I think you should give him a big hug. Girl: Maybe a kiss on the cheek. Abby: Good thing there's a trash can nearby because you're about to make me barf. Mondo: This sportswriter job is tougher than I thought.
If there is one thing Abby can’t stand, it’s mushiness. Especially when it’s about her and printed to the public.