Close to Home by John McPherson for November 22, 1995
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Man: Ok, next student. Brad Valmont. Man: Ditto for me! Massive Physics test, 9AM Monday! Woman: I'll be hitting him with a trig Mid-term on the Monday after vacation! Man: I gave him a 30-page term paper due the day we get back! Woman: He's never gonna see the light of day! I'm making him read six novels and give an oral report on each one! How teachers prepare for an upcoming school vacation.